Mrs. Wheel aka little chicken (kuratenko)

Lets call her Mrs K. She is maybe 65 years old. She has been working in the company for more that 40 years.

She knows and remembers everything. Which is good, because she likes to share her knowledge ( aka gossip)

She weighs maybe 45 kg, has hair like from 80s (-she is curling it every morning)

She wears make up and mascara and shadows and lipstick....she buys it in a china shop for 1 Euro each. (when they have a good price she can get both for 1 Euro:)

She buys everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in a sale. If you need to buy something cheap, go to Mrs. W.

Just a few days ago, she bought a flat-iron for 4,99 Euro. Well, she didn't really need it, but in her own words - you must be an idiot not to buy it for THAT!!! price.

She loves to eat. Everything - cakes, yogurt, pigs tongue special made, puddings, cheese, chocolate, bacon, sausages, ...
And she eats a lot - at home around 7 in the morning - breakfast, at work around 8 - 2nd breakfast. At around 9,30 - sweets and coffee, at 10,00 - yogurt, at 11,30 - lunch. Then she goes home and has a second lunch... Then I don't know what... but I think you get the pattern:)

She has a special way how to talk to boss.

To him - Oh, that was a wonderful idea, how clever of you *wink*wink*

After she leaves his office - Go to the hell, you motherf***r (OH YES, I am using her own words:)))

And one more thing - her love to the plants

She always says when she waters them - if they don't like it, they can f**k themselves.

Just to illustrate - she waters them with old coffee, rotten tea, rotten milk, coke, green Nestea, water, that was left from cooking sausages, fanta....

And one last thing - why I like the old lady(if you can call her that):

Today when I came to the office, I heard sounds like someone was shaking a tree... And indeed... Mrs. W. was shaking a tree... With a stick!!! ;)