My pets

Today I wanted to write about friendships and losing them and stuff.

But honestly I didnt feel like that (too depressing and I am too tired to think and boss is having a guy over and they are too loud:)))

So I am going to brag with my babies:

1. Skrecko over at neopets.com



He even has a petpet... AND that petpet(the brown carpet...) can have a PETPETPET!!! ( I am currently working on it:)

Then we have Dusko nr. 1 over at facebook



aand Dusko nr. 2 - again at facebook



Arent they the cutest ones? :))) (Well yes, I am an adult... SO WHAT:)))

PS: the frienship stuff coming soon... stay logged on:))

Snow and the old house

Me on way up



View nr. 1




View nr. 2



the old house



Me and maminecka



PS: When only in a picture, the snow actually looks nice. :)

@ Hedusik pampusik - Diskusný príspevok

Milý Hedúšik pampúšik ( a.k.a pán inžienier Peter Hegyi, laureát ceny (zabudla som akej, prepáč:)

1. časť diskusného príspevku


K tvojim dnešným erhm erhm erhm narodeninám ti želám všetko dobré, bla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla bla, bla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla bla, bla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla blabla bla bla blaaaaa, bla bla bla ( to si máš akože doplniť čo chceš, myslím že som ti nechala dostatok miesta aby sa ti tam všeličo zmestilo:)

2. časť diskusného príspevku

ďalšou časťou tohto diskusného príspevku je oboznámiť ťa s charakteristikou Tvojho znamenia(neber to osobne, ani ja som tam nemala nič lichotivé:)) ( Pre úplnosť dávam viac zdrojov, aby si si mohol urobiť prehľad a neobviniť ma že som zaujatá)

Ryby

(19. února - 20. března)

Máš živou fantazii - často si myslíš, že tě sleduje CIA nebo FBI. Máš mimořádně malý vliv na tvé přátele a známé, často si stěžuji, že v jednom kuse demonstruješ svoji sílu. Trpíš komplexem méněcennosti a v podstatě jsi kus hovna. Ryby týrají zvířátka.

RYBY (19.2 - 19.3)

Klamú až do takej miery, že samy strácajú orientáciu medzi pravdou a nepravdou. Ryba protirečí sama sebe, druhým klame do očí a neustále sa vykrúca, ale nemá z toho žiaden pôžitok, robí to len zo zásady: umenie pre umenie. Ľuďmi zo znamenia Rýb sa dá najľahšie manipulovať, pretože nevedomky podliehajú rôznym vplyvom. Majú sklony k fanatizmu, stávajú sa nástrojom v rukách silnejších osobností.

PISCES
(19.2 - 19.3)

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign
and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt
Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy,
out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty
tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other
hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or
in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of
margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive
personality" can be read two ways, you know.

3. časť diskusného príspevku

Milý Peťko, keďže si už opäť o rok starší a čas sa ti pomaly kráti( ako nič v zlom, ale mladší už nebudeš :P) mal by si pomaly premýšlať čo ďalej so svojím životom:

Keďže máš dnes tie narodeniny, tak som sa rozhodla že ti s tým pomôžem:

1. Namaľovať veľdielo, ktoré si sľúbil mojej maličkosti ( vieš, rátam s ním do budúcnosti, zlepší mi bilanciu na daňovom priznaní:)
2. napísať knihu
   
3. vymyslieť investičnú stratégiu, ktorá bude fungovať
4. stať sa inštruktorom (čohokoľvek - lyžovania, plávania, varenia, sexu...)
5. ísť na mesiac chytať ryby, zbierať hríby, pozorovať medvede...whatever
6. ísť sa hĺbkovo potápať
7. chytiť rybu holou rukou
   
8. skočiť bungee
9. stať sa šéfkuchárom
10. zúčastniť sa reality šou
11. získať kocky na bruško
12. kúpiť si domáce zviera podľa vlastného výberu (mačku, psa, kravu, kozu, škrečka, čokoľvek)
13. nájsť pravú lásku
14. nájsť aspoň nejakú lásku (môže byť aj ľavá)
15. urobiť si tetovanie
16. narásť si vlasy
17. naučiť sa ďalšiu cudziu reč
18. cestovať okolo sveta
19. zachrániť veľrybu
20. pomstiť sa spolužiakom zo škôlky, že ti kradli hračky
    
21. ospravedlniť sa niekomu ( alebo nie:)) MUAHAHAHA)
    
22. stať sa milionárom
23. stať sa prezidentom
    
24. nájsť si nepriateľa
25. odplávať z Alcatrazu
26. skočiť padákom
27. odspievať koncert
28. spichnúť dieťa
29. nájsť liek na smrteľnú chorobu
30. objaviť hviezdu
31. kúpiť si auto
32. stretnúť pápeža
33. bozkávať sa v daždi
34. kúpať sa v mŕtvom mori
35. vyrobiť si vlastnú zmrzlinu
36. pobozkať cudzieho človeka na Nový rok
    
37. surfovať na Havaji
38. napísať pieseň
39. prenasledovať niekoho potajme celý deň
40. spraviť 200 sklápačiek v jednej sérii

4. časť diskusného príspevku

Krátka básnička by Google search O:)


When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile............ I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared......... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried......... I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused........ I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick....... Stay away from me until you're well again,
I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?........ Because you're my friend.


Conclusion

Takže, čo som chcela týmto všetkým povedať?

nechapeme?

ee?

No tak prečítať ešte raz!!!



Všetko najlepšie, kuratko, vela ťa mame radi aj s Richardom(len on toto ešte neautorizoval:)))

Countdown to The Sims 3 launch!

I sold my first pair today!

and why? Because I had to.

I was walking in the store checking how and where to put some marketing bullshit, when I realized that a guy was checking out my wonderful beautiful blablablaful shoes:)(cough*hidden*advertising*cough)

I looked around for my sales staff and tadaaa there was a guy. Lets call him Stano ( Ehm it is his real name:)) so sue me:)) He was standing and leaning on a stander with shoes, watching the guy - our potential buyer!

And for almost 5 minutes Stano was leaning and looking really "approachable"(look on his face was: come close and I will bite, sincerely, I will!) and our potential buyer was watching the shoes and looking around for someone.

When the buyer decided to leave I sprang into action and started my well trained( 2x4 months in States did its job :)) direct marketing skills.

Well in the beginning he wanted a different shoe, in the end he was truly convinced he NEEDS my shoe:)

And what happened with out employee of the month? After 2 minutes, he deduced I had the situation under control and went for lunch.

I really feel warmly about my sales team. Maybe not ;)

I HATE mondays ...

I really truly do HATE them...

You see, today is my Friday 13th:(

It is getting from bad to even worse...

I overslept for just 1 minute... And could only wave my tram bye-bye. Whats more, its holiday for students so another one was coming in freaking 20 minutes...

Of course I was late... Anyway, while waiting for the tram a lady, who I was dealing with, called me that: YAY I am back from holiday( my first thought was - SO WHAT?!?) and told me we can talk about the tender( we have been talking about the tender for more than 3 weeks, I will come to that later:( ) So we did talk, at least I DID, and she told me, she would be back with me...

fun fact nr. 1 : Did you know that people in big companies are totally unreplacable (they are.... no one can even read their mails... GEEEZ)

I came to the office 30 minutes late... (OK, OK I am usually late only for 15 0:) )And the phone was already ringing again... Of course my favourite lady was on, she was persuading me for 20 minutes that it is my fault that THEY don't know what they need and I have found out too late.

Fun fact nr. 2 : Did you know, that it is my fault that I found out somebody who would produce their shit? (It is, my supplier was the only one in whole SVK who agreed - shame on him)

After 20 minutes we moved on and we together found out that all the mess is actually fault of a certain technician - once again SHAME ON HIM (and all other technicians and workers and bosses and what the fuck she just came from holidays DUH)

Fun fact nr. 3 : Did you know that in a certain electric company, they are firing people every 5 minutes and the next person NEVER knows what he needs for his job

Fun fact nr. 4 : When you DO tell them what they need, they say whatever, just send me something :)

After that I was driving around my wonderful capital city for 1 hour delivering special packages to our business partners, because the driver was busy....(busy shopping in metro)

While driving around my beloved tender lady changed the tender conditions again ( for the 7th time - I know, I counted it a second ago GRRR)

My supplier is answering my calls with : What again? and I must say, I am not surprised.

The only good thing is that Vtacik isn't in his office yet - he is playing golf on relaxx (But he will not be there forever:( Unfortunately;)

In an hour I am having a marketing meeting with a marketing mage Mr. I am gay but I will not admit it who will show me more than 1500 pictures of guys who look like George Clooney and will make any shoe look good (in his own words)

And the cherry on the top is, that cleaning lady decided today is a good day to vacuum clean the carpets.

Don't I just love this day?

PS: It is snowing and I forgot my umbrella! MONDAYS RULE!!!

Ode to a bird

This is an Ode to my boss.

Lets call him Vtacik - the bird:) (well the Dusko vtacik is named after him, I like him THAT much:))

Vtacik looks like a Santa without a beard:)) But only when he smiles:)

When he is in a baaaad mood he is worse than a Gods wrath:(

Because this is supposed to be an ode, lets write nice things:)
Vtacik loves his employees - the most favourite ones are called little chickens(kuratenka - me and one more), then we have the employee of the 5 decades - her nickname is wheel, and all three of us are usually greeted with "wassup sailors".

But he likes the other employees even better, because they are mostly referred to as( in the most time used order):

1. old stupid cow
2. incompetent lazy jerks
3. ugly old dick

What is even better, Vtacik likes his suppliers even more than us...

When they come to visit him, the most common used phrase is: Fuck them. Then comes Let them fuck themselves and then So what, I don't care, that they came from (insert any Slovak town from Zilina to Snina), it is not my problem they are dumb.

As a good capitalist, he also LOVES the customers, and that is why he refers to them as : Liars, Dicks, Sluts, Dickheads, motherfuckers and tells them to leave and never come back or to fuck themselves.

What is amazing is, that Vtacik still loves his wife after 30 years of marriage. He often shows her his undying affection by telling her she is an incompetent bitch and she doesn't understand anything (she is the managing director of the company:)))

He is also the best speaker I have known, his motivation speeches are well known ( just lower the fucking price, so that the little fuckers will buy that shit etc.)

He has a memory of a computer ( I never said that in my life... After a week - jana, little chicken aka kuratenko - don't you remember what I said!!!! )

You see, my boss is wonderful... The best about him is, he has free candies in his office:)

Wouldn't you just do anything for him( and candies of course?:)))

My first time:)))

Everything has to be once for the first time.

Yesterday was my FIRST Zumba exercise day:)))

Despite real discouragement from my true soul mate 0:) I decided to join my friends at a gym(understand a big hall in a student dormitory:)

I was 5 minutes late, which wasn't really that bad, because there were people who came after me... PHEW

As I expected there were only girls (only one guy - an instructor - kind of) but that didn't really matter - who would want a guy staring at her ass when doing stupid dances and mismatching the steps for millionth time:)))

But back to the girls - all shapes, colors, hair colors and personality types - sporty maniacs, aerobics princesses in pink shorts, grey mouses, constantly on diet maniacs and of course many people, who are just curious and it is their first - second time:)

What is funny about this Zumba thing is, that guys don't get it and girls love it.

A mixture of Latin music and dances, aerobics, African moves and what is important, you don't have to do everything right (trust me, I didn't ;))

My final verdict: Zumba is definitely worth trying, even if only for the feeling that you are not the only clumsy one:))

PS: My other half still thinks its bullshit... Oh well:)

My post feministic opinions:))

I was always kind of feminist oriented. You could always hear me saying woman can live without a guy, better a single mother than an unhappy wife...

Right after that were the sighs at my taken or almost taken or recently broken up friends, who were complaining about their boyfriends, exes and future partners:)

I cant even count how many times I said " I could never stand this." or "I would never do that for him." or "I would never forgive him if he did the same to me."

But this were ramblings of a happily single woman in a Jane Austen´s Lizzy Bennett way:)

But the situation changes rapidly when you find your other half, your true soul mate, your missing piece ( ok, ok I got a little carried away:) )...

And the worst part about it is, that it comes slowly and sneakingly (is this a word???) and one day you realize: "Gee I haven't seen my friends for days... And it is my fault..."

The next effect is, they slowly stop inviting you... They think you wouldn't come anyway... and the worst thing about it is they are probably RIGHT!

This is to all my friends I have been neglecting lately and who I hope will forgive me:)

I still like you:) AND you can start inviting me to go out with you again:)

Here we go again:)

So I am trying to blog again! For the third time:)

We will see how it goes and how long I can survive:)

Today I am:

1. going on my first official business meeting alone
2. moving in with my boyfriend

After six motnhs, a few broken and mended (at least saved:)) frienships, many weeped over nights, even more arguments and one lost job, I am beginning from scratch.

With new flat, wirh new plates and pans and pots, with new attitude - I hope much more positive this time, old and older friends, still the same boyfriend and even still the same job...

So bring me a coffee and newspapers, cause I am waiting for my brand new, bright and shiny future:)