Ode to a bird

This is an Ode to my boss.

Lets call him Vtacik - the bird:) (well the Dusko vtacik is named after him, I like him THAT much:))

Vtacik looks like a Santa without a beard:)) But only when he smiles:)

When he is in a baaaad mood he is worse than a Gods wrath:(

Because this is supposed to be an ode, lets write nice things:)
Vtacik loves his employees - the most favourite ones are called little chickens(kuratenka - me and one more), then we have the employee of the 5 decades - her nickname is wheel, and all three of us are usually greeted with "wassup sailors".

But he likes the other employees even better, because they are mostly referred to as( in the most time used order):

1. old stupid cow
2. incompetent lazy jerks
3. ugly old dick

What is even better, Vtacik likes his suppliers even more than us...

When they come to visit him, the most common used phrase is: Fuck them. Then comes Let them fuck themselves and then So what, I don't care, that they came from (insert any Slovak town from Zilina to Snina), it is not my problem they are dumb.

As a good capitalist, he also LOVES the customers, and that is why he refers to them as : Liars, Dicks, Sluts, Dickheads, motherfuckers and tells them to leave and never come back or to fuck themselves.

What is amazing is, that Vtacik still loves his wife after 30 years of marriage. He often shows her his undying affection by telling her she is an incompetent bitch and she doesn't understand anything (she is the managing director of the company:)))

He is also the best speaker I have known, his motivation speeches are well known ( just lower the fucking price, so that the little fuckers will buy that shit etc.)

He has a memory of a computer ( I never said that in my life... After a week - jana, little chicken aka kuratenko - don't you remember what I said!!!! )

You see, my boss is wonderful... The best about him is, he has free candies in his office:)

Wouldn't you just do anything for him( and candies of course?:)))