Excuses

I am finishing ( or at least I am trying to) one tender. It is a tiny little one.

The thing is, I am trying to do it already for a week

Today is the last day to do it, and people are excusing to me all the time.

Here are some excuses:

1. Sorry, I lost the little paper with your mail address.

2. I was driving, i couldn't call you ( for a week!!!!)

3. We are having an important meeting (again for a WEEK)

4. I am in a stock room ( geee, not again, for a WEEK????)

5. My computer broke.

6. The are flying somewhere around, you cant expect me to go and catch them ????(pilots, who need the stuff)

7. I don't know, I am new here (classic)

8. I don't know, he is on holiday

9. I don't know, we fired someone, and he left everything messy...

10. I couldn't have sent you that... GEEE really, I DID, what a shame.... Well, I didn't mean it...

The last one is the best... So could someone please tell me, how do you work with these ladies???